Chapter 12
Is It Done Yet?
August 12th, 2008 by Mark & Lori
Chapter 12 Lori Writes: My house is being built!!
I am mostly excited and only slightly apprehensive about this
monumental project. Living
on the sailboat is very comfortable but since Mark began construction, I
have asked him almost every day, “Can I plug in my washing machine and
dryer yet?” I am joking of
course, but do look forward to that day very much.
This is a house of our own design and it is thrilling to see it
coming together. Instead of
hiring a crew, Mark is basically doing it all with help from only a
couple of guys (I will be put to work later when we get to finishing the
interior). I climb the hill
with camera in hand every other day or so and photograph the progress.
Unfortunately, I cannot stand to stay for long as it terrifies me
to see these guys walking out on such narrow beams so high in the air. Watch Your Step! One day recently, Mark told me that he and Jose
were raising a column and Mark’s foot slipped and he came close to
falling twenty feet off the house. I
asked what Jose’s reaction was (he doesn’t speak English) and Mark
said his eyes popped out and he spoke rapidly in Spanish.
Mark could only reply to what sounded like a reprimand, “Si, si!”
The other prominent stress in this endeavor has to do with
communication. I am not a
carpenter and do not understand all the details of construction.
I am beginning to learn some of the terminology such as joists,
ribbons, top plates, etc….But, don’t even try to explain loading
conditions to me. I know it
has something to do with supporting the weight but why does it seem to
interfere with my design? So,
Mark visualizes one thing and I another.
We have difficulty sharing these with each other and have long,
stressful discussions. One
day when I was completely exasperated, I told him by the time this house
is built, there will be blood everywhere and one of us might be dead!
But, even with the trials and tribulations, we are enjoying the
process and thrilled to finally get construction going. The past couple of weeks, while Mark was up the
hill working (and hopefully not falling or hurting himself); I was down
on the boat playing “superintendant” of the dock construction (like
I know anything about building a dock!).
We hired Darcy to extend our existing dock an additional thirty
feet and he did nice work. Of
course he had me constantly hovering over him like a mother hen, but I
actually helped with a few issues that came up and now the extension is
finished, sturdy, and level. Mark is still shopping for 35’ pilings that we
will drive in the water. We
will have the power company install three meters and run wiring and
outlets and our mini-marina will be ready to open for business.
So, if you need a place to keep your boat, come on down! Back in Chapter 7, I wrote about my grocery
dilemma. Well, this is an
ongoing issue. I will be
traveling back to Florida next week for a visit and sorry family, but it
is not you I am excited to see, it is the grocery store!
Our latest challenge involves floor cleaner and I don’t mean
finding some to purchase. The island has numerous small “tiendas”
(stores) but the few larger grocery stores are all under single
ownership. Mark and I have
found that on several different occasions, we have tasted a strong
flavor of floor cleaner in our bread and tortilla chips that were
purchased at one of these particular stores.
Mark went so far as to mention this to the owner and he said he
is required to use this floor cleaner in his stores by regulation.
I am amazed the chemicals don’t eat right through the linoleum,
it is some powerful stuff! I
figure it can’t be too healthy to eat food that is saturated with the
floor cleaner flavor. So,
the plan is to try and NOT buy anything in plastic wrap (bread, chips,
cookies, etc...) in these stores. The
strange quandaries are never ending in Bizarro world! For those of you who have been reading our story,
you probably have gathered by now that we have formed a little “gringo
gang” here in Calabash Bight. This
group consists of Mike and Gail, Alex and Kelly, and Mark and me.
Coincidentally, all our birthdays fall within the same two
months. This time around, we
celebrated Gail’s birthday up at her house on July 16th and
then on August 1st, we celebrated Alex’s and my birthday at
Alex and Kelly’s place. Party, party, party!
We do have a good time and it is wonderful to have such great
friends right here in our own little bight.
We get together to snorkel, sail, and the latest thing, kayaking.
Kelly and I decided we needed to get some exercise, so we paddle
around Calabash with cold drinks, puffing away on cigarettes….What a
work-out. The guys seem to
enjoy it also but are much too serious about proper technique and really
moving through the water. So, we let them go their own way while we
paddle around in circles and have a fantastic time! Living in a world where things constantly go wrong,
I am utterly amazed when something goes right.
The loss of Harley left a hole in our hearts and the empty cage
in the corner of the porch was a sad reminder of her passing.
Mark has always been a bird lover and soon after Harley left us,
he began diligently searching for a new friend.
He wasn’t having much luck here in Roatan and was talking with
a breeder in Florida. If we
had opted to go this route, it meant I would be bringing a bird on my
flight back from the States. This
was important to Mark, so I was willing to do it but not thrilled with
the prospect or with the fact that this would cost us hundreds of
dollars. Anyway, he was
driving back from running errands one day and decided to stop in and
visit a woman who has an aviary. People had told us about her place and
he was curious. As it
happened, she had a wonderful two year old Yellow Nape that she dearly
loved but wasn’t able to spend enough time with.
Mark made friends with him immediately and this wonderful woman,
Joy, offered to give Mark this bird.
His name is Doobie and he is incredible!
He only has one bad habit that we probably won’t be able to
break him of. His favorite
things to say (LOUDLY) is “Bueno F*ck”.
Joy says he learned this from another of her parrots and you just
can’t help but laugh when he says it.
I had the pleasure of meeting Joy just the other day.
When I realized who she was and introduced myself, she gave me a
big hug. And I gave her a
big hug back. Her generous
gift was just what we needed. I
just love it when things go right! Our other two family members, Maggie and Ziggy, are
doing great. Maggie has a
very somber temperament and takes her job of overseeing the construction
of the house very seriously. At
the other end of the spectrum, is Mr. Happy-Go-Lucky Ziggy.
I recently found a tennis ball and he wants to play all day.
He can actually jump three feet off the ground and catch the ball
mid-air but I have yet to get a good picture of this. As I mentioned earlier, I will be traveling to
Florida in a few days. I hope to be present for the birth of my first
granddaughter. I also look
forward to visiting with many of you while I am there.
And, family of mine, I was just kidding about the grocery store
being more important than you. After
that crack, I do still have a place to stay, don’t I? Mark Writes: Yippee! The rest of the lumber showed up on
Thursday July 10th with Captain Evans at the helm of the
Bambino again because the lobster season had been pushed back two weeks.
I was glad he had enough time to see my lumber delivery
completed. Thanks Captain Evans! Now,
it is weather that concerns us as a tropical wave has built up and is
looking very wet and another tropical wave is trying to become a
tropical storm. Of course
all of this is heading our way. Lori
kept saying as soon as the lumber arrived so would the rain.
A discrepancy with the owner of the Bambino over the cost of
delivery delayed construction for another week.
A mediation was held in the Governor of Roatan’s office and
everyone was pleased with the outcome.
So, on July 17th I placed the first piece of lumber
and I will be a slave to this project until its completion. It is 6:00 am on Monday July 21st, 2008.
I have already been up for
about two hours getting mentally prepared for the day of home
construction. There are some changes to the original plans and I also
have to address a few issues and keep everything straight in my head so
there are few mistakes. It is so difficult to get materials here and so
easy to make a mistake which could delay me quite a bit! Since
Thursday of last week, with neighbor Mike and Jose’ helping, we
managed to get the 2 x 12” x 16’ and 20’ treated plates bolted
down and now it is joist time. More 2 x 12” x 16’ and 20’ lumber
going up on top and nailed/bolted in place. For
a guy that hasn’t done much lately this has been a re-awakening of
muscles that haven’t been used/abused in this manner for some time! I
am SORE! But at the same
time I am getting psyched about doing the house and getting things
rolling. I also have to
co-ordinate the start of the dock extension and time the delivery of the
wood posts that will be driven in with the barge/crane. Since this is
the only barge that drives pilings that I
know of, his schedule is important to me but with the crane
breaking down and the repairs taking awhile, the initial one month delay
has turned into two months. So,
when he is ready to finally show up here to do the work, I imagine it
will be on a moment’s notice (like usual). Somewhere around July 12th, an Amazon
Yellow Nape parrot came here to stay and be part of the family.
Doobie has been doing all sorts of tricks, talking up a storm,
and hanging upside down in his cage more often than he is upright. He
is one active, playful clown. We
give him the toilet paper core rolls (Lori calls these Dur da durs. You
know the sound you make when you hold one to your mouth and go “dur da
dur!”) and he goes nuts playing with these all day long and is very
entertaining to watch. He
isn’t quite as cuddly as Harley was (yet), but he sure is funny and
doesn’t bite my fingers so we get along just fine.
Doobie needed a new home and we needed him.
I am so happy this worked out as it did. By August 7th, I had finished one more
of the three center columns for the house. These
are the highest ones at 24’. I
plan to finish the final one tomorrow and erect them Monday. I
had assembled all of the perimeter columns and finished the floor joists
during this time, again with Mike and Jose’s help. Mike,
who lives at the top of a hill here in Calabash right next door to us,
actually likes this kind of punishment. He
comes down here, cuts and hammers away and says it is fun! He
said since he bought his house finished, he missed out on the experience
of building a home in a third world country, and now enjoys going
through it with me. He is a
nut! Mike Jose' With the center columns ready to go up, this puts
us in a good position. The
next step will be to run the top plates into the slots I made in the
columns and bolt them through. Then,
I will be able to climb all over the standing structure since it will be
very stable. It also means
that I can start the floor joists for the loft and observation deck.
More importantly, I can get some flooring down on the main floor
so I can walk like a normal person instead of stepping on every 24”
beam while trying to keep my balance. The
house was originally designed as post and beam construction. It
wasn’t until recently that I discovered that most of the larger lumber
we could get here was twisted and warped and much too difficult to work
with. So instead, I built
the columns out of regular 2x lumber screwed and bolted together (and
even some of those have a slight twist to them!). The
main problem is that they treat all the lumber here because of the
termites (dry wood and subterranean).
That, combined with the moist air, causes some of the lumber to
twist and warp as it dries, no matter what you do. I
am trying to get a roof on this before the end of September (dried in as
they say). Rainy season is just around the corner.
As far as the construction goes, I have been lucky that the rain
has been sparse. But it is
also a bad thing when your water comes from a cistern and your plants
are all looking very thirsty. On August 9th, I got a dark thirty start
on disassembling the solar panels. We have decided to move them because
the suns path across the horizon at the summer solstice made the roof
shadow the panels and we were not producing any power until 10:00 am. I
did not know that the sun would travel almost a total of 30 degrees from
where it rose in September/October to where it does in June/July.
This is a drastic difference! Anyway,
I was up on the extension ladder, just thinking about my next move when
all of a sudden I was on this wild ladder ride, quickly heading 14’
down to the ground! The
ladder’s feet slid somehow while I wasn’t moving and I bounced off
of a branch of an Almond tree. The tree branch broke and I bounced down
the trunk and landed on the steps of the porch. I
was lucky the tree helped break my fall but I still laid in a daze on
the ground for a minute. I
moved slowly at first to make sure I didn’t break anything like my
neck, arm, or leg but only felt the pain and throbbing of a few cuts and
bruises. Man that was a ride
I don’t want to go on again! I
was banged up pretty good but just kept right on working and with
Mike’s help, managed to move all ten of the panels to the roof
top. Later that afternoon when things cooled down a bit,
I re-wired the system and tested it for operation. It
works once again but boy am I gonna be sore tomorrow! Lori,
do I see a back rub in my future? I didn’t think so.
I think she is more concerned about the damage to her precious
Almond tree….ha-ha 




















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